rating: 2/10
disclaimer: i'm trying to write down all my reviews after a long time. my memory of things might be shoddy but i'll try my best to capture what i initially felt about the pieces of media that i consumed in my review.
watched this on my birthday with rachel at her dorm <3 i had hope, okay? i had hope for the first eight or so minutes. and then pre-transition emilia started singing and my hope evaporated faster than water splashed on a hot pan. this is the worst movie to ever grace an awards roster. this movie was an industry experiment. the nominees of every category this movie won in were robbed so horribly it made international news. wicked didn't deserve this treatment. CHALLENGERS didn't deserve this treatment. truly what was this? don't even get me started on the bullshit with karla sofia garcon. i can't comprehend the level of tone-deafness you must be in possession of to not only begin producing this movie, but to go through with it and decide to release it to the world. isn't the director french?? WHY is he making a movie about a cartel boss from mexico? using every mexican stereotype known to man? also selena's musical moment was cringe and unnecessary. it was a weird music video moment with a bad song at that. and "my pu$$y still hurts when i think of you" was EGREGIOUS work like wtf who wrote that. it also got a shocked gasp out of me and rachel tho so i admit it was funny. n e ways ion wanna talk any more about this movie. it was shite and we were dozing through half of it.