rating: 1/10
disclaimer: i'm trying to write down all my reviews after a long time. my memory of things might be shoddy but i'll try my best to capture what i initially felt about the pieces of media that i consumed in my review.
sopping wet trash. garbage. quality control has effectively died in marvel. kevin feige, how could you have ever greenlit this? the script was ass, the production was ass. i watched this entire movie in 2x speed coz i was DONE with it as soon as it began. u can tell how badly i saw it by the way i genuinely thought sam was about to say "sun's getting real low" to ross' red hulk to calm him down. the green screen was also killing me like??? ZERO EFFORT. this is right down there with antman quantumania as the mcu's worst movie. this is what happens when u let ur franchise get taken over by capitalists and businessmen instead of people who genuinely love the world they're creating. i don't want artists to fight tooth and nail to be able to put quality content out there. this was just straight slop. they weren't even trying. i feel bad for anthony mackie to have to put up with this. he's a great actor who deserves better scripts.
